Cuddle Time Body Pillow

~~$1,000.00~~ Original price was: $1,000.00.$800.00Current price is: $800.00.

The fact that you have navigated to this corner of the internet to view this item and are contemplating purchasing it troubles me deeply. Please, I beg you: reconsider your life choices, or at the very least, buy something normal… like my book or a lectern. Or therapy. With sincere and utter disturbance, Via Getty

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Filled with premium sadness and regret. Guaranteed to make mom cook you up some pizza rolls and charge your dead remote controls without even asking her. Warning: will make your step dad judge you and shake his head with disapproval upon viewing.

I’m not saying I won’t make this abomination and send it to you if you decide to make it weird and buy one, I’m just letting you know I won’t be proud of it.