• Cuddle Time Body Pillow - Image 1
Cuddle Time Body Pillow - Image 1

Cuddle Time Body Pillow

$1,000.00

The fact that you have navigated to this corner of the internet to view this item and are  contemplating purchasing it troubles me deeply. Please, I beg you: reconsider your life choices, or at the very least, buy something normal… like my book or a lectern. Or therapy. With sincere and utter disturbance, Via Getty

Description

Filled with premium sadness and regret. Guaranteed to make mom cook you up some pizza rolls and charge your dead remote controls without even asking her. Warning: will make your step dad judge you and shake his head with disapproval upon viewing.

I’m not saying I won’t make this abomination and send it to you if you decide to make it weird and buy one,  I’m just letting you know I won’t be proud of it.

 

 

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