Not For Stolen Goods Tote

$15.00

We all know climate change is about as real as my love for finger painting in a walrus costume. That’s why every reusable bag purchased will help me fuel my oversized SUV and increase my red meat consumption to offset whatever carbon emissions were minimized.

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We all know climate change is about as real as my love for finger painting in a walrus costume. That’s why every reusable bag purchased will help me fuel my oversized SUV and increase my red meat consumption to offset whatever carbon emissions were minimized.

 

Disclaimer* these totes were made with the help of fossil fuels

 

Product information:

  • Made of 5-ounce cotton
  • Open main compartment
  • Sturdy, 17.5-inch webbed handles
  • 10″ W x 14″ H x 5″ D

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