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# Help Take A Stand

Handmade stands & helping hands

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- [Customer Service Information](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/customer-service-information/) - Thank you for visiting our website! We’re proud to offer a unique shopping and auction experience, with a portion of all proceeds supporting our charitable mission. If you have any questions, concerns, or need assistance, our customer service team is here to help. Below, you’ll find all the necessary details to get in touch with
- [With Your Help](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/with-your-help/) - There are countless individuals and communities in need of help, each with their own unique stories that highlight the challenges they face. We are a small charity now, but we believe that if we can even help one family, our work will be worth it. We need your help though. We need your help finding
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- [Mission Statement](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/mission-statement/) - We must take a strong, unwavering stand against corruption in our justice system. This is not just essential; it is our responsibility to ensure the integrity and fairness that everyone deserves. By advocating for transparency, supporting independent oversight, and protecting those who dare to speak out, we can ignite a powerful movement for change in
- [Refund and Returns Policy](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/refund_returns/) - Overview Our refund and returns policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have passed since your purchase, we can’t offer you a full refund or exchange. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging. Several
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## Products

- [Taking a Stand: Hard Cover Edition](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/taking-a-stand-hard-cover-edition-preorder/) - Almost five years ago, the government told me I couldn’t sell a book. For over two of those, I was told I wasn’t allowed to speak. After being pardoned by the President this year, those rules meant to keep me from sharing my journey are gone. This is my story. Disclaimer: Please add a note
- [OG-LG Hat](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/j6-trump-45-hat/) - Richardson 112 trucker six panel snap back hat in colors that don’t run embroidered with my logo in white. Whether you’re trying to cover up a lack of hair or just trying to look incredibly good looking, this is the product for you.
- [Signed D-list Celebrity photo](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/signed-portrait/) - Own a glossy 5x7 photo of The Lectern Guy signed and ready to display or give as a gift to that one aunt you know will hate it.
- [Not a Podium](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/mini-lectern-2/) - Own a piece of history while helping those in need. It’s a great conversation starter for the office, mantle, bookshelf, and a lot easier to move 39 feet than a full sized one. Every lectern is hand built, signed, and numbered by me, The Lectern Guy. Feel the absolute power it bestows upon its wielder as those around you cower and kneel. A portion of our profits will be donated to the Help Take a Stand charity that benefits families struggling across our country. Made with select pine. Stands approx. 14 inches tall and is 6 inches wide. Disclaimer* moving this lectern more than 39 feet may result in federal prosecution.
- [Stay Classy Glassy](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/stay-classy-glassy/) - Whether you enjoy it neat or on ice, enjoy it knowing somewhere on the West Coast of FL, I’m having one too. It’s almost like we are sharing a magical moment. Just the two of us, and whoever else orders these. But don’t worry, I’m thinking about you.
- [Hold My Beer Cooler](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/hold-my-beer-cooler/) - This stunning and brave 40 can cooler will be perfect for any event you don’t really want to be at but know you can make it bearable. Whether it be a bicycle race your friend invited you out to watch because he was competing in it, or you son’s dance recital you can’t believe you let you wife talk you into letting him do, this bad boy has got you covered to forget why you didn’t even want to come in the first place.
- [Cylinder with a handle and a hole in the top](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/htas-mug/) - Turn on that 9am zoom meeting that should have been an email with a full cup of coffee or whiskey if it’s Monday. Either way, start your day off right by lifting this mug to your mug. Note* Please remove lipstick before use. Don’t make it weird. Product information: 10 oz. Matte Cabin
- [Taking a Stand: Soft Cover Edition](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/taking-a-stand-soft-cover-edition-preorder/) - Taking a Stand Soft Cover Edition Almost five years ago, the government told me I couldn’t sell a book. For over two of those, I was told I wasn’t allowed to speak. After being pardoned by the President this year, those rules meant to keep me from sharing my journey are gone. This is my
- [Cuddle Time Body Pillow](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/cuddle-time-body-pillow/) - The fact that you have navigated to this corner of the internet to view this item and are contemplating purchasing it troubles me deeply. Please, I beg you: reconsider your life choices, or at the very least, buy something normal... like my book or a lectern. Or therapy. With sincere and utter disturbance, Via Getty
- [World Domination Dream Note Taker](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/htas-baseball-cap/) - Ever wake up in the middle of night with the best idea ever only to tell yourself you’ll remember it when you wake up and then you wake up and you forgot that super awesome idea you had? Well, this handy dream note taker is here to solve all your problems. Sure, you could just type it in your phone but you know the brightness setting is too high and you’re just going sit there for 2 minutes while your eyes adjust potentially forgetting what you dreamt about in the first place.
- [Not For Stolen Goods Tote](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/not-for-stolen-goods-tote/) - We all know climate change is about as real as my love for finger painting in a walrus costume. That’s why every reusable bag purchased will help me fuel my oversized SUV and increase my red meat consumption to offset whatever carbon emissions were minimized.
- [The Insurre-can-ist Koozie](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/156/) - Everyone knows they need one more koozie to sit in a drawer at home for years until they remember they bought it because let’s be honest, you’re finishing that drink before it gets warm anyway.
- [High Profit Margin Magnet](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/fbi-long-sleeve/) - You can hang up your honor roll student’s report card on the fridge with it or put it on your friends arm to see if they are vaccinated.
- [“Is That a Lectern in your Pocket” Keychain](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/htas-key-chain/) - Hey, its me on a keychain. I look forward to being lost in your couch cushions or under your nightstand. Most of all I look forward to our road trips to Taco Bell at 2 in the morning.
- [Lectern Lapel](https://unlicensedfurnituremovers.com/product/lectern-lapel/) - If you’re like me, you love wearing a suit as long as no one has told you that you have to. But when it does happen, you now have a way to passive aggressively wear snark on your sleeve…well lapel.

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